Fun Potato(e) Fact: Abe Lincoln didn't actually carry a hot potato(e) to school in the winter to keep warm. Potatoes hadn't been invented yet.
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Oh golly, let's see...what else happened...
SwabMaster Ryan Powers toasts the event while slaving over a schmooie sink.
Pierced tongue? Ewwwwwww!
Be sure to grip your bottle tightly.